Written by Kalsthenius Palmrakadis XXVII FACALIT (Hons Causa) BTRFS , Crypto-ornithologist The Agthorian Bullfinch has many fascinating qualities (including, the author laments, being scrumptious with Boidberry Compote), although only recently have they become interesting to crypto-ornithologists. My own meticulous study has proven that they have altered their nesting and dietary patterns to suit when they are near obelisk zones: indeed, they now nest in the area for half the time, but paradoxically eat double the amount of their normal diet. The question becomes, then, why?
It is with the utmost disgust that I admit the popular adventurer and failed Vrooge-Grunge artist Cyril the Oddly Damp may shed some light on the topic in his most recent autobiography:
“Idk man those GauSt’rick Patterns just kinda fucked with the ol’ think-box, dawg.”
My barely literate acquaintance is the proof that sometimes if a scavenger pecks at the dirt long enough, it will eventually unearth a pearl it is fundamentally incapable of appreciating. I surmise that the GauSt’rick Patterns have a marked neuro-pathological effect on the appetite of Agthorian Bullfinches, as well as pushing them into deeper sleep cycles. The precise consequences and whether it is safe for them, alas, requires further study.