Interview held by Palytolus Zhang
Palytolus Zhang: I’m so excited to be here with two members of Dank, Drizzly & Dangerous, main Xiphir player Hugs and drummer Snoobie!
Hugs: Thanks! A real ripper of a mindmeld to be here too Dawg
Snoobie: Dawg.
PZ: It’s been quite a busy time for you guys, I hear you were drafted into The Battle of Ulhcinsh? How has that affected your take on our amazing genre of Vrooge-Grunge?
H: It’s been such a blessing, dawg-
S: Dawg.
H: - we were scared to start off because we were like, fuck this is heavy man, but then we figured out we’re really good at murdering people with our bare hands!
PZ: Oh really?
H: Yeah, man! At first we were like all into peace and love, but now we’re into hate crimes and genocide and shit ! We’ve defo been brainwaved into writing new tunes and stuff.
PZ: Sounds good, maybe some Death Vrooge-Grunge?
H: Nah, Twinkle Vrooge-Grunge!!! There’s something about breaking the kneecaps of an innocent Ulhcinshi which just sounds like a lullaby.
PZ: That’s inspired! Was it just them that were inspiring?
H: Oh we mamed, tortured, or executed anyone we saw! Rad times, best of my life honestly.
PZ: Snoobie, anything to add?
S: Dawg.
PZ: That’s all from us folks! Tune in for more next week!
Immersive post-Watcher psychological assessment by Dr Zhang paused, Ephresne Institute - Naomi Claimed transmission terminates here.